No Mek One Donkey Choke Yuh

Yuh ever hear somebody seh,
“No mek one donkey choke yuh”?
It sound wild, mi know—but trust, it come with pure wisdom.

Real Talk ‘Bout Mistakes, Mishaps, and Moving On

It mean: don’t let one stupid moment hold yuh hostage.
Life messy. People slip. Tings go sideways. But that one donkey moment?
Nah mek it stop yuh flow.

Mi granny used to fling this proverb mi way every time mi mess up.
Trip and mash up mi phone? “Watch di donkey.”
Get too hype and bun mi dinner? “Donkey again.”
Fall flat in front of a girl mi did rate?
She just look and seh,
“Don’t mek no donkey choke yuh, mi chile.”

What Dis Donkey Really Mean

The donkey inna dis proverb?
Is not about di real four-foot one (although dem stubborn bad).
It represent life’s random foolishness—awkward moments, stupid decisions, likkle slip-ups weh try fi drag yuh down.

One mistake, and next ting yuh deh stress out, avoiding tings yuh used to enjoy.
Nah man. Shake it off. Keep it moving.

Mi Personal Donkey Moment

Mi remember one time mi step out fresh, full a confidence, heading to a dance down a Bourbon Beach.

Mi did feeling good—mi clothes crisp, mi slippers new, and di vibes right. Music pumping, crowd thick, whole place lit.

Mi start walk across di dance floor to go hail a linky, and mi foot slide out clean pon a wet patch. Next ting mi know, mi flat out pon mi back, hand inna di air like mi trying fi fly. Phone drop. Drink gone. People pause mid wine.

Mi coulda crawl outta di place right den. But mi just buss out laughing, get up, and give a lil wave like mi performin’. One man seh, “Yow mi boss, style it out!” and dat was dat.

Coulda let it ruin mi whole night. But mi never.
That’s what mi granny meant.

Donkey Moments inna Real Life

We all have dem.

• Yuh send a risky text to di wrong person
• Yuh say something dumb in front a di boss
• Yuh burn di ital stew right before guests reach
• Yuh try a new style and step out lookin’ like carnival gone wrong

It happen. And when it do?
Don’t hide from life.
Laugh. Learn. Let it pass.

Sometimes all yuh need fi bounce back is a calm mind, a deep breath, and a Ganja Gummy from Jah Livity.

Why Mi Roll Wid Ganja Gummies

Mi cyaan lie—some donkey moments get to mi more than others.
When mi head feel crowded or mi spirit feel low, mi don’t want fi smoke.

Mi reach fi di Ganja Gummies.
One chewy bite and mi feel mi body ease down.

No smoke, no scent—just a clean reset. It help mi slow down and think straight.
And it always remind mi: this moment nah define yuh.

Yuh still good. Yuh still rising.

Nah Let Foolishness Rule Yuh

One likkle mistake shouldn’t stop yuh from trying again.
Yuh bun di dumpling? Make more.
Yuh embarrass yuhself? Yuh human.
Yuh flop in front a people? Cool—yuh still show up.

Life is one long series of donkey encounters.
Yuh cyaan dodge every one, but yuh can decide how yuh respond.

Final Word: Don’t Let Di Donkey Win

So next time yuh trip up, mess up, or mash up something?
Don’t let it choke yuh.

Pick up yuh pride, brush off di shame, and hold a good laugh.

And when yuh ready fi reset, center yuh mind, and ease di pressure—
grab a gummy, hold a medz, and gwan through.

Plenty ways fi find balance, plenty ways fi bounce back.
Explore what feel right fi yuh—new rhythm, new product, new state of mind.

And if a donkey show up again?
Smile, sidestep, and keep moving.

One life. One love. No donkey fi slow yuh down.

 

Frequently Asked Questions About Jah Livity:

1. Wah Jah Livity really about?

Jah Livity is a cannabis delivery service rooted in Rastafarian culture. Wi provide sacramental ganja certified under EABICCS ensuring high-quality, authentic herb fi spiritual and recreational use.

2. Can I legally buy cannabis from Jah Livity in Jamaica?

Yah man! Jah Livity operates legally under EABICCS certification, making it safe fi locals and tourists aged 18 and older fi purchase and enjoy ganja.

3. How mi order Pre-Rolls from Jah Livity?

Visit Jah Livity’s online shop. Orders are delivered in 30 minutes to Negril and surrounding areas, or within 2 hours fi larger orders to hotels like Sandals South Coast or Grand Palladium.

4. Wah payment methods Jah Livity accept?

Wi keep tings simple—cash pon weed delivery. Quick, secure, and hassle-free.

5. Does Jah Livity support local Rastafarian communities?

Absolutely! Jah Livity is committed to cultural preservation and supports local farmers and Rastafarian communities wid every purchase. Learn more about Jah Livity’s mission. 

6. Can tourists buy herb in Jamaica?

Yes! Tourists aged 18 and over can legally enjoy ganja in Jamaica. Mek sure you get the best cannabis delivery in Negril, always choose trusted providers like Jah Livity.

7. How do I choose di right strain from Jah Livity?

Jah Livity offers a wide variety of strains, including calming Indicas, uplifting Sativas, and balanced hybrids. Browse detailed descriptions in Our Shop or reach out to di Jah Livity team fi personalized advice.

Still got questions? Pass by Jah Livity or visit di FAQ page.

Respect and Blessings!